Hello everyone. Today is a good one. So,
not too long ago, we made a video on Kim
Possible a lot and her absolutely
abhorent response video. Well, recently
some new information has come out about
Kim Possible, including an original
draft of her response and some even more
leaked behind-the-scenes details about
KP. All of it is absolutely hilarious
and brought to us by Beckett over on
Copen. So, go check him out because he's
great. So, for this video, we're going
to go over everything and get up to date
on all the KP lore. including her
original response video as well as
leaked things about her. But before we
get into that, make sure to subscribe so
that I can feed my starving family. So
somehow Becket got access to not just
details about KP, but also her original
script for her video, which he basically
recreated. So for this video, we're
going to combine them both into this
video for your viewing pleasure. With
all of that out of the way, let's start
with Beckett's video.
I just want to apologize for the tone
that came with it. What I didn't realize
is by talking about such serious topics
and using jokes and memes, it would come
off as insulting and immature.
In what world did you think this
wouldn't be immature? Jokes about Sonic
pissing on people shouldn't make it into
a video on rape allegations. Yeah,
that's incredibly immature.
A lot of people were criticizing my
interactions on Twitter leading up to
the video coming out. But a lot of it
was personal katharsis for me because
this was such a hard project. You know,
I may have celebrated this video coming
out in which I promote a flimsy
allegation, but that's just because it
was like super hard for me to work on
this, guys. Like, you have no idea how
long it takes to edit a video. The real
question no one really asked is, "Okay,
but what was she trying to say? If
you've never heard my side before, I'm
here to make sure there's even a second
sight to hear."
So, just like her video she put out,
this isn't an apology, but a second
swing at Saber and DA Games. I think it
would be way more important for her to
address all the [\h__\h] being thrown her
way. But hey, what do I know? I'm not
KP. My credibility is actually
relatively good.
There is documented proof of problematic
behavior, including using slurs.
Why do people keep bringing this up
every time they talk about DA Games? The
lolly [\h__\h] should be what we focus on.
People don't really care if DA Games is
saying slurs, especially since he did
that all those years ago. And instead of
addressing it and apologizing and giving
a plan for how they'll never do it
again, they just erase the evidence.
Hey, so I just want to say this. Because
of how KP handled this whole thing, DA
Games essentially will walk away from
this whole thing scot-free. He will
never address anything no matter who
makes a video or how many videos are
made on him. DA Games has essentially
escaped that entire drama. And the
people accusing him site KP as the main
reason he's getting away with it. I
didn't come forward because I wanted
attention. I came forward because kids
were involved.
She got involved because children were
being harmed. So, naturally, she made a
video that completely [\h__\h] this whole
situation up and made sure not one
single person would pursue DA games
going forward because she attached
shoddy Saber Spark allegations to the
end of it, which made the whole thing
look like a circus on top of the memes
she already attached before. Think of
the children indeed, KP. You know, you
really knocked it out of the park. If
the roles were reversed, if a small
creator ignored this kind of behavior in
someone else, they'd be complicit. So
why is it controversial to speak up when
I did? Because you uploaded a complete
shitty hit piece about a false
allegation and then uploaded it with
memes to completely [\h__\h] over any
serious allegation you made. That's why
it was controversial when you spoke up.
That is like the sole reason. And you
you try to justify it. No, just go like,
"Oh, that was [\h__\h] I shouldn't have
done that." Instead, you're like, "Oh,
well, I was just talking about like my
segment, my trauma. [\h__\h] you and your
trauma. That doesn't matter in a video
like this. I'm just exhausted of people
talking about me without me having a way
to respond."
Damn, that was bad. My throat was kind
of sore, guys. I don't really know what
that was.
Others used to use the video for content
without context. What do you mean turns
into how can I monetize this?
Isn't that what you're doing with a
false allegation, too? Everyone on
YouTube is here to make money and
monetize [\h__\h] I don't know why it's
suddenly cringe for Cartoon Sheet or
like me or [\h__\h] anyone to make money
while we're making fun of you. That's
what we're all doing. We're all making
money. Cartoon Sheep, person I've never
met before this, didn't reach out to me,
didn't quote any actual intentions, and
didn't seem interested in checking his
assumptions. He made a spectacle out of
a story he wasn't a part of.
You don't have to be personally involved
to say, "Hey, KP kind of sucks." That's
a just a beyond stupid argument.
And if your attention's really good and
not monetizing YouTube drama for your
own personal gain, why don't you donate
your monetized profits to charity?
Because the videos on you aren't
profiting off of allegations. They're
profiting off of you being a complete
[\h__\h] Big difference. Something else I
noticed is a lot of people who talk
about me only talk about their side of
the story. Holy [\h__\h] I actually hate
this person. KP, how the [\h__\h] are people
supposed to give your side of the story?
That makes no sense. Obviously, they
would only be able to give theirs. What
you're arguing makes zero sense. If you
want your story to be told, make a
[\h__\h] video about it. Don't [\h__\h] at
other people. Even then, people never
came to you for your side of the story,
[\h__\h] I was in your DMs. I was
asking you for an interview and you
ignored me. So don't [\h__\h] that people
don't want your side of the story when
people are actively trying.
There was how Mr. Enter treated me
initially. He used the lettering tone in
comments like this isn't my little pony
Rachel to dismiss valid emotional
testimony.
No, he's being funny in a video where
he's actually allowed to be funny.
That's what Mr. Enter did. And she goes
on this point for a while when it really
makes no sense at all. He ignored the
deeper emotional truth about what was
being said and he dismissed it as drama.
Yeah, that's exactly what all of this
is. This whole thing is drama. To say
it's anything but that is [\h__\h]
I know I'm intense. How I present myself
in my YouTube videos when I'm a horse
sometimes is not the same as how I
present myself in real life and how my
thought process works. Ah, so we're
using the deaf noodle as argument, are
we? I'm just a silly cat in a Minecraft
house. You can't criticize me. It's a
It's my alternate persona. It's It's
Slimy Shade and I'm Eminem. That's the
argument. That is literally the
argument. The goal was never to make
Emily the center of this. It was to hold
patents accountable.
Yeah, guys. The goal was never to make
the alleged victim the center of a video
about allegations from the alleged
victim. KP, you [\h__\h] suck ass at
content. There's a little bit more of
her whining, but that's essentially all
of what would have been her response
video. If you thought that was funny,
stay tuned because it gets funnier. So,
as I said, Becket managed to get a whole
bunch of DMs from someone who is
currently living with KP, and they paint
her in an even worse light. So, why
don't we read some of these DMs? Here's
a leak about KP having an infection. Do
you know about KP's infection? Like a
biological one, or is this a
metaphorical infection? the one in her
vagina, we've been pumping with
antibiotics for the past seven months
because she refuses to take regular
showers or wash her clothes. Yep, Morai
is very needed here. So, like many
before her, KP for some reason doesn't
bathe. This is something a lot of cringe
YouTubers do for some reason. I I mean,
[\h__\h] dog. I shower two to three times a
day. I'm showering after recording this
audio. How can she not shower once? Is
it Is it really that hard? Honestly, KP
is reminding me of Birdie. And if you
don't believe me, well, just listen to
this next bit. She's a little princess.
She thinks putting her spoon she used in
the sink is an accomplishment. Then
later said, "I did the dishes. I have to
tuck her in bed." And she accidentally
gets so high she pissed on the couch. KP
is now known as couch pisser. That is
her new nickname. I'm no longer calling
her KP. She is now couch pisser. This is
disgusting. KP spends a lot of time
getting high. She gets so high she
complains about not being able to feel
her face. So if you ever wonder why she
doesn't ever do anything, not a weed
expert, thought the pissing was normal.
She throws up a lot. I have a bucket I
got to clean it every once in a while.
Each time I see it, I can smell vomit in
my mind. Her vomit is always brown
because of the sheer quality of
chocolate she eats in a given day. I
deeply regret going to Taco Bell for
dinner tonight. Not once was her vomit
any other color. She eats chocolate
daily. She told me she wanted to stay at
my place for two weeks. We're coming up
on a year. In a year's time, she has
cooked two dishes the entire time and
only one each. One was some cookies and
the other was some pizza rolls. She also
won't eat my food unless I make it
Disney themed. Say it Lady in the [\h__\h]
style. So, if you're ever feeling
useless, just remember someone like this
exists. And remember that KP is 30, by
the way, not a teen. She's not in her
20s. She's 30 years old. and all she
does is get high, piss on her couch, and
eat chocolate. 30 years old and she has
to be tucked in bed like an 8-year-old
child. Yeah. So, if I was a couch
pisser, I'd quit the internet. This is
too embarrassing to ever come back from.
And honestly, it would save her a lot of
embarrassment if she just left. And
that's not even the end of it. As with
the time of me writing this, even more
is coming out that I can't include in
this video. So, if this video does well
enough, I'll make a part two covering
the even newer stuff on KP. But for now,
that's everything. Anyway, I don't know.
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cool. Anyway, I don't know. Later.