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hi everyone welcome to the horse show
review on the internet where I do horse
things and talk about horse stuff and
it's called Bojack Horsemen that's not
true I can express feelings nothing on
the outside nothing on the inside sorry
I think this formula is getting kind of
old hat I mean I'm just a girl with a
microphone that gets turned into a
cartoon horse and then I talk to you
about My Little Pony on the internet for
your entertainment and blah blah blah
blah horse things blah we need something
new something to mix things up um let me
make some
calls I guess this could
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work
yellow hey Gabe I need a super secret
guest start to live up this review so
what do you say
well that depends on one
very important
thing can I do a back flip in the video
um like I
guess
great oh where is that USB port ah there
it is
how'd you do that oh I have many
Mysteries young KP well actually once
you're in the show you get magic gravity
defying Powers well that or give 10
bucks to M Larson he'll take care of you
I want magical powers hey guys did you
hear that Larson's giving out
Supernatural powers for just 10
sucks what are you guys
somebody told me the
world what are you guys doing we're
Brony guys isn't this what we're
supposed to do shut up you're going to
throw off my perfect
backflip I sense a disturbance in the
force what what I mean what episode are
we reviewing today something with
Discord I presume is John Deany
Queen no actually it's about a black
griffin who's good at
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everything ah I knew that went too far
we start at the home of some concerned
parents who are Consulting with the CMC
about their child's new Cutie Mark we
noticed that Pia's gotten this odd cutie
mark yes we're so worried that she's
going to be a pirate a pirate with a
cutie mark like that she might be a
murderer I mean skull and crossbones and
being a pirate is what you're worried
about huh no she's an assassin a
murderer totally coldblooded serial
killer for sure no doubt out about it we
are assassins yep those parents sure
have their priorities set hey being an
internet pirate can be fun or uh so I
here airplane food what's the deal with
airplane food what's the deal with
what's the deal with airplane food so
who downloaded like 10 hours of
Fluttershy
memes after that Sol the CMC parade
around town boasting about how good they
are with their new job they're so good
they help that orange and purple kid out
of the curtains once they get to their
Clubhouse we have this black griffin
that appears named Gabriella
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H beautiful what are you
doing nothing I mean I wasn't working on
uh my genderbent fanfiction about my
character who's a black Griffin in the
show and his friends with the cmc's and
is good at everything and all she wants
to do is find his purpose and life so
that he knows his place in the
world
what oh I mean hey hey hey Michelle
just stop interfering with my life you
know how much I value my
privacy go
away okay need to get my
script oops so anyway we find out that
Gabby here just wants her K work she
does know that there's a place for that
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right right so Gabby explains how she
feels different because she's always
happy when all the other Griffins are
butt faces and after some flashbacks
thinks it's because of her lack of butt
tattoo she then tells the CMC that she's
been seeking them so they can magically
give her one that doesn't really work
yeah Twilight tells him something
similar so I guess we only have one
choice here you hear you now taking
customers especially Griffins looking
for non-existent
miracles ah the sweet smell of an all
day sucker anyway this Revelation seems
to fall on deaf ears but suu emphasizes
with Gabby saying that they're still
going to try is she best Crusader or
what I heard that so we then go into
this thing about how gab's good at just
about everything and finding a singular
Talent is just too hard man talk about
first world problems she should try
dancing
sing animating voice acting drawing
doing back flips being in the military
see it's not too hard
do you ever use being in the military to
brag and justify
yourself that'd be stupid Gabby takes
the realization about being good at
everything surprisingly hard that's a
bummer she then proceeds to do the only
logical thing lie about getting a real
cutie mark which ends exactly how you
would expect it to after that doesn't
work the CMC have a revelation about how
Gabby's special talent is the Brader
helping people thing which I think is a
little nice twist in one party later we
learned a good lesson Scootaloo is
apparently best Crusader Scootaloo
you're pretty amazing but really it's
Sweetie Bell I can still hear you and
that's it what are your thoughts on the
episode Gabe ah real talk all right well
the episode was really good I say that
because I like to compliment sandwich
and now I'm going to get into the bad
stuff Gabby yeah she was adorable but
man she was over the top so high strung
kind of annoying I know most of you
probably liked her and I did too don't
get me wrong it's just that kind of
personality I find really difficult to
deal with over long periods of time
probably cuz it clashes with my super
laid back and relax demeanor also I'm
going to be completely candid here and I
may rustle a few jimmies and Feathers
while I'm at it but you've kindly given
me a platform upon which to voice my
ridiculous opinions and conspiracy
theories so here goes I feel like there
were a lot of really blatant references
to well me now before you say yeah cocky
son of a b hear me out I'm not saying
they did it on purpose I'm not even
saying they did it at all but a griffin
named Gabby who's friends with the cmc's
and is basically paint dropped straight
from ioc and seriously I'm not the only
one who thinks it's weird just a feeling
both Michelle kber and Clare corlette
came to me on separate occasions after
the episode came out and told me how
they thought that was just a little bit
too perfect to be completely
coincidental now it could have been
coincidental and probably was but I
don't know it's enough to make me wonder
plus it's fun to have conspiracy
theories I mean look at the 2016
election but all conspiracy theories
aside the episode was really good the
plot was enjoyable it was neat to see
them tackle a character that was just
good at everything I've always felt like
the biggest discrepancy with cutie marks
is that once you have a cutie mark
you're kind of stuck doing that one
thing for the rest of your life not
really the way a democracy should work
but then again I guess Equestria is an
autocracy well now that I've talked for
half an hour what were your thoughts on
the episode KY I thought huh it's a fun
little episode about how looks can be
deceiving and sometimes different kind
of people Pony things can come together
but honestly it's so predictable for me
that I felt some dissidence just
watching it it's just so predictable and
Gabby is so perfect and the conflict
seemed forced and unneeded it's cute but
not my favorite ah thanks for having me
now if you'll excuse me I have to be
going
man I need to talk about this with
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